teamladsngents:

militantdelusionalist:

Thank you Jon Risinger for the photos!!

this makes me so fucking happy.

chloe-valens:

your favorite video game series is getting a new game

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but it’s not coming out for a console you own

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circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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puffoon:

when u try ur hardest to draw but not a single line comes out right

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me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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dudeyourenotsam:

nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS

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AND THEN WE GOT THIS

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(still laughing at that omg)

AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????

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AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS

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(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)

THEN WE GET THIS

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AND THIS

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AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THEN WE HAVE THIS

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wHY